Post by clayton on Mar 29, 2011 13:43:41 GMT -5
"I KNOW THE WORLD'S A BROKEN BONE, BUT MELT YOUR HEADACHES CALL IT HOME."- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
welcome to Fairytale Gone Bad.
hi there, David, welcome to the site! so i hear you're male. that's pretty cool. no worries, we won't hold that against you. so you've been doing this crazy rp thing for A few weeks? holy cow! we're really excited about your four character(s)! what's your character(s) name again? Scar, Merlin(a), and Clayton.. awesome. oh, how old are you? 20? wow. that's pretty old. well, that's it for the rper. time to get to know your character!
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Hello, William Cecil CLAYTON.
» Is there anything you would rather be called?
*smirks* Clayton will do just fine, my dear *winks*
» Great, now that we've got that covered. How old are you?
Thirty-two, I know, flabbergasting but true, you could've sworn I was at most twenty-five.
» You know, has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like...?
Timothy Dalton, 007 meet your master *winks*
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Let's talk about your personality.
» What are a few of your favorite things?
Hunting is my passion. There is absolutely no substitute for going against nature. True, man may be the greatest game, but that doesn't take away from the majesty the beasts of this world deserve. I have hunted in Africa, hunting down the largest of beasts recognized in reality, and I have hunted the creatures thought to be mythological, in fact, I keep a few as pets. One example would be my companion, cereberus. It's a three-headed, fire-breathing puppy from the "gates of hades." The truth is that in Greece there is an immense cave system hidden by the Strait of Messina (by the way, Scylla and Charybdis....I really do not recommended facing either of them without someone there with you who has conquered it before...aka *winks* me). If one were to strait into the rock formation between the two paths and gets to the top of it, there is a massive hole which leads to the massive cave system known as Hades. Two rivers existed one water one magma, Styx and I forget the other's name. I found this abandoned pup while trying to catch fish in Styx (the fish in Styx are man sized, hence why ancient Greeks thought the fish were souls), I gave him some of my food, and we've been companions ever since. I'm contemplating going back to find a female for him, and perhaps some profit.
With that being said, my job was to capture exotic creatures for the wealthiest people in the world. The best job I have ever had was hunting the Nemean Lion to save a city's domestic farms. No other beast caused me more trouble! Impervious to bullets, swords, and more. When I confronted the beast, it was like looking into the eyes of God. I have never seen so much majesty in one location. This beast and I knew instantly that one of us was going to die, and the the playing field was equal. I've heard from the Twelve Tasks of Hercules on how to kill a Nemean Lion. The tricks in those tales helped me claim my biggest trophy (yep, dead and stuffed in the back yard) the Lemearian Hydra (yes there are other types of hydra). I wasn't going to trap it like the coward Hercules did, no I made sure we both had room to move to our full potential. As I have stated before, bullets didn't work, not even a shotgun in close range. So I had no choice but to let it pounce on me to expose the biggest weakness. It pounced and made my right arm irrepairable, but when it released my arm, the second it opened it's mouth, I thrusted my dagger through it's mouth into the brain. This creature deserved a quick noble death, and I give it to him. I was paid millions, I got a robotic right arm, now used as another means of weaponry, and best of all, the head mounted on my most prided trophy room and the impervious pelt made into my favorite coat. It's as if the lion rewarded me for a good fight, giving me the invincible pelt. No bullet, sword, even armor piercing rounds cannot pierce it! Even against the fire-breathing chimera, it proved useful, for the coat protects from fire. From experiments I have ran on the left overs of the pelt, I found that it's main weakness is ice. When frozen, it will shatter like any skin would, but my hunts in the arctic and antarctic make me use different equipment, so the pelt wont even go near those circles.
Lastly, sex. I know, blunt of me, but there is such a similarity between hunting and mating that it just intices my fascination. Plus, when you mount something, it means you have been victorious, am I not right? *winks*
»That's interesting. Is there anything you absolutely dislike?
Moronic inbreds in general, go to school, learn something, maybe be almost as smart as me. *winks* But I especially hate those pathetic humans that believe animals and humans do not deserve their deaths. Animals are naturally majestic, they have no quarrels over death, and neither should we!
» Hm, what is your greatest fear?
That there is a human that can outmatch me. There have been a few creatures to outsmart me or escape my grasp, but they are few. For example, the Kraken bested me. THe clever bastard destroyed one of my best ships, but I'll be back for her later. These I don't mind, and infact give me a thrill since it gives me a goal to work up to. But a better human is worse, because they can improve as you are improving too! Again, there is a reason why humans are called the greatest game.
» Yeah, that is scary. Do you have any dreams for the future?
To continue my luxury and have my name be said in myths like they are about Hercules, Achilles, Perseus, King Aurthur, and more!
» Wow, I hope you succeed. Can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
Hmmmm.....*scans the interviewer* Would you like to hear another story, or "watch me in action?" *wink*
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So far so good. Now for history.
» So tell me, where are you from? What did you think of it?
London, England. Surely someone as amazing as me could only come from such a majestic and noble place.
» Do you have any other family? Parents? Siblings? Extended? What do you think about them?
Yes, my mother and father. In fact I owe them a great deal since they introduced me to hunting by taking me with them on trips and safaris. It's a shame my father and mother weren't as skilled as I am now, or else perhaps the creature known as Balrog would not have won so easily....
» What is your worst memory/memories?
Having a tazmanian wolf escape me. They are known as extinct, but I saw one. It was beautiful, surprisingly kind-hearted and trusting, and best of all one of the rarest creatures in history! Alas, when I was taking it back with me so that my cerebrus would have a play-mate, the tazmanian wolf saw a bilby and chased it. I quickly pursued, but it was hit by a driver speeding on a road that had a watch for wildlife sign. Least to say, the driver would never have the opportunity to drive like that again, due to two arms that for some reason did not want to stay connected with his body.....
» What is your best memory/memories?
Ah, it would have to be defeating the Nemean Lion. Would you like to hear about it? No other beast caused me more trouble! Impervious to bullets, swords, and ................. (continues on telling the overdrawn but true story)
» Where are you now? What are you doing with your life?
In Faraway, hunting for a few magic humanoids, more common than I would like for the most part, but rumors have spread that there are fairies, a shapeshifter, djini (among the most rare) and hell spawn. Plus, getting some extra money never hurt......
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this app was made by BROOKE or caution. please do not steal this app. feel free to ask about using it somewhere else if you like it. the lyrics at the top of the app are from Northern Downpour by Panic at the Disco.
