Post by Liesel von Übel on Mar 25, 2011 6:31:50 GMT -5
"I KNOW THE WORLD'S A BROKEN BONE, BUT MELT YOUR HEADACHES CALL IT HOME."
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welcome to Fairytale Gone Bad.
hi there, Jill, welcome to the site! so i hear you're female. that's pretty cool. no worries, we won't hold that against you. so you've been doing this crazy rp thing for a long time? holy cow! we're really excited about your two character(s)! what's your character(s) name again? Eilonwy Geraint and Liesel von Übel.. awesome. oh, how old are you? 21? wow. that's pretty old. well, that's it for the rper. time to get to know your character!
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Hello, Liesel von Übel.
» Is there anything you would rather be called?
"Vell, Ms. von Übel vould be a start eef you know vots goot for you."
» Great, now that we've got that covered. How old are you?
"To you, I vill appear to be no older zan thirty four. In reality, I am much older. Ve vitches have a very different ageing process to zat of you foolish humans."
» You know, has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like...?
"Milla Jovovich? Zat abysmal actress? Forgeef me, but I am much more beautiful zan she. I haff better fashion sense and she looks like an oldt maid most of za time."
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Let's talk about your personality
» What are a few of your favorite things?
"Let me theenk; power. Yes, I admire power, eet eez one of za most important things to haff up one's sleeve. Without eet, I believe I vouldn't be vhere I am today. I am a voman who likes to be een control of most situations, und eef someone gains za upper hand, I am quick to seek revenge. Magic, eet eez my best weapon against my enemies und I haff to say, I am very goot at using eet to my advantage. Black magic ees my specialty, eet's almost like I vos born to do eet. Fine clothing und jewels, I can also appreciate."
»That's interesting. Is there anything you absolutely dislike?
"Humans, und most specifically, zheir children, bah! Eef there ees one thingk een this vorld I despise most eet eez human children. Eet eez a long story und you may vonder vhy I chose to start a business like za Candy House of all places eef I hate children so much but believe me, I haff my reasons, und my own "uses" for zem."
» Hm, what is your greatest fear?
"To be burned alive, like my poor babies und my Mutter before me. Eet ees za only vay een vhich my kind can be destroyed for goot. Of course, one vould haff to trap me and prevent za use of my craft first und belief me zat von't be as easy as eet seems."
» Yeah, that is scary. Do you have any dreams for the future?
"I vould like to cause za human race za same level of pain and torture zey haff shown me by stealingk avay za children, za thing zat means most to zem een za vorld. I vish to see zem destroyed een a vay zat no flame could ever achieve."
» Wow, I hope you succeed. Can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
"Eet eez a longk story, ja, but eef you pay close attenshun zen perhaps you can see vhy I haff become so bitter and terrible a creature. I von't bore you vith too many details. It began in za 19th century. I vos born into a coven of vitches, my Mutter being za weakest - her fraternizingk mit humans, men een particular, provingk to be her downfall. I vos born to za occult and remained wizzin ze coven until after my Mutter's death at za hands of za villagers from a nearby town. Zey had discovered her secret und she vos burned at ze stake. Za utter vitches came to za realizashun zat eet vos no longer safe to haff me around vhen I vos old enough to fend or myself. I vos sent away, cast out even because zey believed I vould haff za same veakness as she I vos born from. But I coped, movingk from village to village mit vot little posseshuns I had.
For much of my youth, I vould pretend I vos human und vor a vhile eet verked. Za less I associated myself mit magic, za less I performed eet. I met vith za most vonderful humans, und for a time I truly loved zem. I vos even married to von, und zen came my children. Zey vere za most precious beingks I had ever set eyes upon. As zey grew however, eet became difficult to hide za fact zat zey vere different to utter children. Und zen eet all happened von night vhen za moon vos bright - a lynch mob torched my babies as they slept peacefully in bed. I vividly recall ze smoke rising, ze house engulfed mit flame. I vos distraught; livid, much like any utter parent vould be. I svore revenge on za village and destroyed eet, vowingk to take from humans vot zey took from me. I still svear by my vords - I hate humans and vill continue to punish zem for as longk as I live in zis vorld."
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So far so good. Now for history.
» So tell me, where are you from? What did you think of it?
"Germany. I vould rather forget."
» Do you have any other family? Parents? Siblings? Extended? What do you think about them?
"I have non. My babies vere my family."
» What is your worst memory/memories?
"Viewingk ze charred bodies of my zhree children."
» What is your best memory/memories?
"Vhen my babies vere born to me. I had never before shed so many tears."
» Where are you now? What are you doing with your life?
"I live here, in zis pathetic little town und I own za Candy House sveetshop und a few utter branches on za island. Vhen I'm not minglingk mit utter magical beings, I am luring your children avay und murderingk zem to fulfill my appetite. Zer truly ees nothingk like fresh meat, und these days I'm not so picky."
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roll the credits.
this app was made by BROOKE or caution. please do not steal this app. feel free to ask about using it somewhere else if you like it. the lyrics at the top of the app are from Northern Downpour by Panic at the Disco.
