Post by Scout Littleton on Mar 19, 2011 17:10:43 GMT -5
"I KNOW THE WORLD'S A BROKEN BONE, BUT MELT YOUR HEADACHES CALL IT HOME."
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welcome to Fairytale Gone Bad.
hi there, micah, welcome to the site! so i hear you're male. that's pretty cool. no worries, we won't hold that against you. so you've been doing this crazy rp thing for a few years now? holy cow! we're really excited about your one character(s)! what's your character(s) name again? Scout Littleton. awesome. oh, how old are you? 23? wow. that's pretty old. well, that's it for the rper. time to get to know your character!
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Hello, Scout Littleton.
» Is there anything you would rather be called?
"Scout, maybe "Scuttle" depending on who you are. My mates over at the docks created it for me. They say it's because I'm often seen "scuttling" away whenever the police are nearby. I also figured out that it's a play on my name. Some people come up with the stupidest shit."
» Great, now that we've got that covered. How old are you?
"I would be the ripe old age of twenty three. Don't act a day over seven, though I have the memory span of a senile person and the sex drive of a horny teenager."
» You know, has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like...?
"Robert Sheehan? Piss off! Though to be fair, I am beautiful."
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Let's talk about your personality.
» What are a few of your favorite things?
"Hoarding random junk and holding onto it tighter than I'd hold onto me own balls; drink, occasional drug use, sex and rock'n roll - same as most lads my age; taking the piss outta people, especially randoms. They just look at you like they saw a goldfish talk or something. Having cash and spending cash (who doesn't like the green stuff?). Pick'n Mix sweets. Gatecrashing parties, and being around fit girls. I'm a man of many pleasures."
»That's interesting. Is there anything you absolutely dislike?
"People taking life too seriously; people who don't live at all; magicians (get a real fucking job like the rest of us!); when my dealer goes out of town and I'm needing a little fix; sleeping on a lumpy couch; the lobby of my apartment building, it smells like piss and puke; rich twats who like to rub it in."
» Hm, what is your greatest fear?
"Being sent to prison. Juvie, I could handle but being so pretty, I'd be the first to get raped in a real jail."
» Yeah, that is scary. Do you have any dreams for the future?
"I wanna win big on the lottery (cliche, I know). Think of all the STUFF though. It's a market trader's wet dream."
» Wow, I hope you succeed. Can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
"I'm a sarcastic, verbally abusive little c*** and I'm like Marmite (you'll either love me or you'll hate me). I don't give a toss who I insult, be it friend or foe. Just don't take it personally, unless I tell you it's personal. I'm quite thrifty at times, but that goes without saying (I do have my moments and I know how to survive on a tight budget). I'm street smart and have an insatiable lust. I like to do what I please, and please what I do. I work hard and I play hard (wouldn't have it any other way)."
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So far so good. Now for history.
» So tell me, where are you from? What did you think of it?
"I'm from here. It's not exactly the most exotic island but it'll suffice."
» Do you have any other family? Parents? Siblings? Extended? What do you think about them?
"I'm just another street lad looking out for himself. My dad drank himself into an untimely grave, and me mam moves around the country alot with Flavour of the Month. Last I heard, I was a big brother to six little 'uns. Yikes."
» What is your worst memory/memories?
"I'd say Juvie, but it wasn't so bad once I'd fucked a couple of those w****** up."
» What is your best memory/memories?
"That threesome with those chicks from the Cave last weekD'uh, when I won big at the casino last year and blew it all in one week when I went to Las Vegas. Fun times. Sexy times."
» Where are you now? What are you doing with your life?
"Living in the Underworld Apartments; it's a stinking dive but it's home. I work as an "independent market trader." That'd be code for "dodgy dealer." You need stuff, anything from TV sets to the latest movies on DVD, I got everything at knock-off prices. And of course it's 100% legal..." *shifty eyes*"
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roll the credits.
this app was made by BROOKE or caution. please do not steal this app. feel free to ask about using it somewhere else if you like it. the lyrics at the top of the app are from Northern Downpour by Panic at the Disco.
