Post by Emperio Kuzco on Feb 26, 2011 14:12:46 GMT -5
"I KNOW THE WORLD'S A BROKEN BONE, BUT MELT YOUR HEADACHES CALL IT HOME."
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welcome to Fairytale Gone Bad.
hi there, Scar, welcome to the site! so i hear you're male. that's pretty cool. no worries, we won't hold that against you. so you've been doing this crazy rp thing for a week? holy cow! we're really excited about your 2 character(s)! what's your character(s) name again? Scar and Kuzko. awesome. oh, how old are you? 20? wow. that's pretty old. well, that's it for the rper. time to get to know your character!
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Hello, EMPERIO KUZKO.
» Is there anything you would rather be called?
LORD, YOUR MAJESTY, YOUR HIGHNESS
» Great, now that we've got that covered. How old are you?
20
» You know, has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like...?
DAVID SPADE, WHAT A ROYAL LOOK!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Let's talk about your personality.
» What are a few of your favorite things?
ME, MYSELF, AND I!! MONEY, WINE, BURSTING THROUGH DOORS, MY VOICE, MY SHOES, DOORS, MY FASHION,ADMIRATION, ROYALTY, AND WATER PARKS
»That's interesting. Is there anything you absolutely dislike?
BEING IGNORED
» Hm, what is your greatest fear?
"WHAT, FEAR?! PAH DON'T MAKE ME LOOKFURTHER DOWN ON YOU. AS LONG AS I HAVE MY WEALTH AND STATUS, I'M UNTOUCHABLE!!
» Yeah, that is scary. Do you have any dreams for the future?
WHY DREAM ANY MORE? I'M ALREADY A GOD AMONG MEN! TO PROVE THIS, I SHALL MAKE THE BIGGEST WATER PARK MAN HAS EVER KNOWN. IT SHALL SHOW MASTERY OVER THE ELEMENTS. ALL IT WILL COST IS THE ENTIRE AREA OF PORTLANTIS
» Wow, I hope you succeed. Can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
WHAT! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF ME! HOW DARE YOUR IGNORANCE BE THIS VAST! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU DON'T KNOW I'M THE LORD OVER A NEIGHBORING ISLAND?!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
So far so good. Now for history.
» So tell me, where are you from? What did you think of it?
AGAIN, LORD OVER NEIGHBORING ISLAND!!! GOD BEETHOVEN HAD BETTER LISTENING SKILLS THAN YOU!
» Do you have any other family? Parents? Siblings? Extended? What do you think about them?
NOPE, AND I ONLY NEED ME!
» What is your worst memory/memories?
I suppose if you must know.... it would be when my mother and father died. We weren't very close, but they were still family.
» What is your best memory/memories?
DEFINATELY WHEN MY MOTHER AND FATHER DIED, LAUGHED STRAIGHT TO THE BACK HARDER THAN 50 CENT!!
» Where are you now? What are you doing with your life?
OH MY GOD YOU DO NOT LISTEN AT ALL!!!!!
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roll the credits.
this app was made by BROOKE or caution. please do not steal this app. feel free to ask about using it somewhere else if you like it. the lyrics at the top of the app are from Northern Downpour by Panic at the Disco.