Post by simba on Jan 8, 2011 18:15:51 GMT -5
"I KNOW THE WORLD'S A BROKEN BONE, BUT MELT YOUR HEADACHES CALL IT HOME."
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welcome to Fairytale Gone Bad.
hi there, aliashere, welcome to the site! so i hear you're male. that's pretty cool. no worries, we won't hold that against you. so you've been doing this crazy rp thing for a year now? holy cow! we're really excited about your two character(s)! what's your character(s) name again? Jenson Delampe and Xavier Culles. awesome. oh, how old are you? 19? wow. that's pretty old. well, that's it for the rper. time to get to know your character!
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Hello, Xavier Culles.
» Is there anything you would rather be called?
You can call me whatever you want, dude. X, Xave, Xerc, they're all cool. But if you call me Herbert, you'll die.
» Great, now that we've got that covered. How old are you?
I'm 24, bro. Why does that even matter though?
» You know, has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like...?
Ummm....that one dude? What's his name. Jensen Ackles or something like that. Yeah, I've heard that before. Must be a stud if he looks like me!
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Let's talk about your personality.
» What are a few of your favorite things?
"Umm, I like working out. Push ups, lifting weights, running, all of it! There's no carpool lane to sexy, ya know. I like girls. From their tight asses to their sexy eyes, ugh! Okay, off of that subject. I like biking, gambling. I'm a beast at the slots. I also really like attention. Don't judge me. It's not ALWAYS a bad thing. I mean, just being the center of everything makes me happy."
»That's interesting. Is there anything you absolutely dislike?
"Sweet and innocent girls. Ugh, they are disgusting to look at. I need a feisty girl who handle this. ALL of this, if you catch my drift. I don't like sushi. Yeah, it's random, but oh well. It's gross and if you offer it to me, I will punch your lights out."
» Hm, what is your greatest fear?
"Fear? HA! I don't believe in that word. Fear is for the weak, and Xerc is definitely NOT weak.
» Yeah, that is scary. Do you have any dreams for the future?
"See, I wanted to be a hero, but screw that. Heroes are pansies who get nowhere in life. Now, I just wanna be the most bad ass dude out there. I mean, I'm pretty close, right?"
» Wow, I hope you succeed. Can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
"Well, I'm a cool guy. Until you piss me off at least. Then we have a problem. I'm an asshole, I know this already. I'm the star quarterback of the Faraway Giants, who just recently won the Superbowl so yeah, I'm a big deal. Did you throw that winning ball? No, that was me. "
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So far so good. Now for history.
» So tell me, where are you from? What did you think of it?
"Born and raised in Greece. Love it there. The babes are hawt and feisty, how I like it. I moved here to Faraway Island because I was getting bored with life over there. They kept wanting me to do community service and help the city and shit. Fuck that. I wasn't getting paid for my work and I got tired of it, so I left. Is that a problem? No? Good. "
» Do you have any other family? Parents? Siblings? Extended? What do you think about them?
"I was adopted. My adoptive family is really cool, even though they like over 70. I love em like my own and I'm grateful for them. But when I found out I was a prince, I almost pissed my pants! My real mom and dad are the rulers of a huge island next to Greece called Olympia. I've only seen them a couple of times, but it's all good. I'll see them again soon."
» What is your worst memory/memories?
"Ugh. I was fighting some douchebag. He was trying to hit on my then girlfriend, Meg. Being a cocky pretty boy, I had to defend her. I mean, she was my girlfriend for Christ's sake! So I ran at him, punching him as hard as I could in his ugly face. Somehow, the fat ass fell down. He jumped in the air and rushed over to Meg to give her a kiss on her sexy lips, when I felt my shirt get tugged at. Before I could even turn around, the right side of my stomach was jabbed and I flew across the room. Literally. I'm not even gonna try to lie. He beat my ass. I was hospitalized. After I regained my health, I had to make a name for myself again, so I challenged him again and again and again. Why couldn't I beat him! It wasn't fair. As I walked home, some guy stopped me and started talking to me. He told me about something called steroids. I should have ran. But I didn't. I listened. Worst mistake of my life....and I don't regret it."
» What is your best memory/memories?
"Becoming a celebrity of course! I'm on the Faraway Giants, like I said before. During the last Superbowl, it was 10 seconds left on the clock. I hiked the ball, saw an opening, and threw the ball as hard as I could. 2 seconds left and we have won the game. I STILL get bombarded with fans and shit. I love it."
» Where are you now? What are you doing with your life?
"Living it up, of course! I live in the Tower, ya know. Celebrity status, bitch! And I make the most of it. If I got it, I'll flaunt it. Whether it's in my black and gold Hummer with gold neons on the bottom of it or it's with my skills in the bedroom, I live life. Heym someone's gotta do it..."
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roll the credits.
this app was made by BROOKE or caution. please do not steal this app. feel free to ask about using it somewhere else if you like it. the lyrics at the top of the app are from Northern Downpour by Panic at the Disco.
