Post by Gerda Schmidt on Feb 20, 2011 13:04:53 GMT -5
and i believe this may call for a proper introduction
[/color]Gerda Rose SChmidt[/color][/font]
don't you see, i'm the narrator[/color]
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Gerda is.... angry. Theres no other way to describe it. But her anger comes out in odd ways. Instead of just hating the world, she sets out to defy it. She does everything her village said not to. She fences, she drinks, she fights, she cusses.
She went through a lot of shit at the hand of her home village, and now she has trust issues. But she's like a really thick chocolate covered cherry, once you get threw the first few layers, eventually you'll find the soft mushy center. That is, if she lets you get that far.
swear to shake it up[/color]
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if you swear to listen[/color][/font]
Its easy to get Gerda to hate you. If you treat her like a weak damsel in distress, she'll hate you. If you say something to her thats insulting, she'll hate you. She hates you if you insult a friend of hers.
oh, we're still so young[/color]
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desperate for attention[/color][/font]
Now friendship thats harder. She is polite, but she won't count you as a friend for a long time. But as long as your a good person she can grow to like you. Also you have to be able to deal with her mean sense of humor.
i aim to be your eyes[/color]
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trophy boys, trophy wives[/color][/font]
Ok if you want to be her guy you have to treat her like an equal. You have to except that she can pretty much take care of herself. In the last site where I used gerda, she fell in love with prince edmund over a fencing match. Thats the type of girl she is. If you manage to hit on her without it sounding like you think less of her, she'll fall, again eventually.
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