Post by Oswald "Oz" Disney on Feb 1, 2011 8:50:15 GMT -5
"I KNOW THE WORLD'S A BROKEN BONE, BUT MELT YOUR HEADACHES CALL IT HOME."
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welcome to Fairytale Gone Bad.
hi there, mae, welcome to the site! so i hear you're female. that's pretty cool. no worries, we won't hold that against you. so you've been doing this crazy rp thing for eight years? holy cow! we're really excited about your one character(s)! what's your character(s) name again? oz [if accepted ♥]. awesome. oh, how old are you? twenty? wow. that's pretty old. well, that's it for the rper. time to get to know your character!
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Hello, Oswald Disney.
» Is there anything you would rather be called?
"Yeahhh. Not sure what good ol' dad was thinking but 'Oswald' is so old school. I guess the best you can get out of it is 'Oz'... so sure, call me Oz."
» Great, now that we've got that covered. How old are you?
"Going to be turning twenty-four on September 25th this year. Ugh, getting old here..."
» You know, has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like...?
"Paul Dano. I know, I know."
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Let's talk about your personality.
» What are a few of your favorite things?
"Well jeeze, I really liked acting when I actually WAS somebody back then. Can you hear the sarcasm? I mean, like, I'm not being sarcastic about liking acting... just...nevermind. I hate talking about this.
I guess now that I'm out of work I spend all my free time painting. No, it's not gay. Screw you. I like expressing myself artistically, and I think that's better than being some meat headed douchebag that likes sports.
Anyway, I'm trying to get myself out there and advertise. You know, like paint signs and stuff? I'm still looking to be in the movie biz but thanks to a CERTAIN SOMEONE FOR RUINING MY LIFE I need to wait until my competition eases up.
Huh...that gives me an idea. Hm? Me, scheming? Haha, you're funny."
»That's interesting. Is there anything you absolutely dislike?
"Oh sure, now you ask me the easy questions.
Oh ho, where to begin? Well, the first thing that comes to mind is probably the most obvious choice. Mr. Perfect, well-loved, and disgustingly adored Mickey. I swear to God...if I didn't know better I swear he just PLANNED to screw everything everything up for me. Not only did he steal NUMEROUS jobs of mine he just HAD to be a gigantic klutz and... ... I don't want to talk about that part anymore. All I can say is if he weren't my little brother... Why, I'd...
Okay, okay. I'm calm. Now let me see... what are things normal people dislike? Well I dunno. I'm not a very patient person in general. Uhh...Can't say I like things that smell remotely bad. Is that odd? Even if it's just something small like fried onions.. ugh, forget about it. I get nauseated easily, not just with smells but with people. I know it's not very nice of me but I almost always have to test someone before I decide to make an effort and keep talking to them. If they're stupid, then I just walk away. Sorry, that's just who I am."
» Hm, what is your greatest fear?
"..Yikes. Forget what I said about the easy question thing.
...I guess to be forgotten, but I already know what that's like. I guess my whole life is this huge nightmare to me. Eh... moving on..."
» Yeah, that is scary. Do you have any dreams for the future?
"I want to step out of the shadow my little brother somehow casted me into. I'm so sick of hearing how great he is! I guess in the long term I'd really love to win an Oscar or something. Yeah, that sounds nice. I'll be one of those beloved actors, one of the greatest of all time. Then no one will be able to take anything away from me... not even him."
» Wow, I hope you succeed. Can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
"D...Did I not make myself clear already? I just totally spilled my guts to you! Oh fine. I guess this calls for a somewhat normal introduction. Well...my name is Oswald Disney and I'm twenty-three years old. I have a sensitive nose and I like to paint. People say I kind of resemble a rabbit so for some reason I'm called 'THE LUCKY RABBIT' due to my now ex-luck in the film industry. I was about fifteen or so years old when I started acting and I lied about my age and stuff. I wouldn't have been able to work on any movies unless I was at least seventeen. So I told them how old I was after shooting my first movie, "Trolley Troubles". The story became famous and I made a mint when people started asking to write about it. Yeah, that was me. Everything was going great, I was a real celebrity until my little brother came around wanting to do the same thing. And Mickey, being the ever-so-lovable brat he is, got the job. He was always the favorite and I fell off the face of the Earth. No big surprise there.
Obviously, I don't really like talking about things that bother me. You see...I kind of lost my heart a while ago. It's a long story, but once again, it ended up being my brother's fault. I've gone like three or four years without my heart so now I'm this miserable jerk that has the patience of a hungry gator. Did that make any sense? I guess that's another thing I should explain. I'm not very articular...I mean articulate. I can never express what I mean very well and because of this a lot of people don't really 'get' me. Oh well...like I care...
One more thing I think I should mention... My brother and I inherited some 'magical abilities'. He had some great mentor that taught him stuff...I never had a chance to develop mine. So sometimes when I'm angry lights flick on and off.. stupid things like that. I'm not very powerful but I am looking for someone like Mickey's mentor to teach me how to control it."
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So far so good. Now for history.
» So tell me, where are you from? What did you think of it?
"Where am I from? I'm from here! Faraway Island. My father was one of the guys that helped put the damn city together. I think it's fine. I think some of the inhabitants are morons but there are morons everywhere. Eh... whatever."
» Do you have any other family? Parents? Siblings? Extended? What do you think about them?
"Well gee, I've already ranted enough about Mickey. How about my dad? He was the only person that raised us and I'd say he did a good job if I hadn't turned out..like this. M..man what am I blaming him for? It's not his fault... I love my father. My brother, however, is a completely different story."
» What is your worst memory/memories?
"...Wow, I just knew this question was going to pop up. Gee, thanks.
Well my story, like most tragedies, started with a girl. Her name was Ortensia.
Long story short... it ended in flames. And I'm not even being figurative. My brother accidentally started a fire in our apartment and that was the last I ever saw of her. That's when I lost my heart... it just... fell out and went away. Probably inside the fire."
» What is your best memory/memories?
"...This is a really weird question to ask right after that one...
I guess just time spent with my father when I still had a heart. When I was happy and a good kid, and didn't resort being an angry jerk at everyone. Don't get me wrong, it's not like I enjoy it... I don't know... I just wish he was still around to tell me what to do, now."
» Where are you now? What are you doing with your life?
"Like I said earlier, really just moping around and looking for work. I paint in my free time and I am trying my best to sell my art to people who have some appreciation for it. I'm living by myself in the Tower. How can I afford it? Do you have any idea who my father was? He left me and Mickey a rather fat inheritance. Not that I abuse this... all the time."
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