Post by Ilani Runningwolf on Jan 22, 2011 21:03:30 GMT -5
"I KNOW THE WORLD'S A BROKEN BONE, BUT MELT YOUR HEADACHES CALL IT HOME."
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welcome to Fairytale Gone Bad.
hi there, jay, welcome to the site! so i hear you're female. that's pretty cool. no worries, we won't hold that against you. so you've been doing this crazy rp thing for 10 years? holy cow! we're really excited about your 5 character(s)! what's your character(s) name again? Sally Finklestein, Dominic Wolfe, Phil Kingston, Tommy Razano, Ilani Runningwolf. awesome. oh, how old are you? 22? wow. that's pretty old. well, that's it for the rper. time to get to know your character!
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Hello, Pocahontas Runningwolf.
» Is there anything you would rather be called?
"Most people just call me 'Ilani,' meaning 'crazy girl.' It's a nickname from way back that stuck, so...it's what I prefer."
» Great, now that we've got that covered. How old are you?
"27 years."
» You know, has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like...?
"Natassia Malthe. Psh, what a crock. Nobody can look this good, sugar."
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Let's talk about your personality.
» What are a few of your favorite things?
"Basically, if it can go bang-bang and blow a hole through your hand, I'm a happy woman. I also love my job; I love the hunt, catching the bad guy and getting paid to beat on people.
I also like going out on the town and getting into fights with guys twice my size. Mmm, there isn't anything like booze, oggling cute tushies (look and don't touch, I know) and having a good time."
»That's interesting. Is there anything you absolutely dislike?
"Well, I like to think that I'm a pretty laid back kind of girl, so I don't really jive well with guys who exhibit what I like to call 'Stick Up My Ass Syndrome.' I also dislike authority figures of any kind, guys who pick on those weaker than themselves...and rats. UGH, I have no idea why, but the little pieces of poop with feet make me insane."
» Hm, what is your greatest fear?
"Duh, I just said it. Rats.
...And facing the families of my father's victims."
» Yeah, that is scary. Do you have any dreams for the future?
"Nah, not really. If anything, I'd like to live until I'm too old to run after criminals, then die in a haze of gunfire. I don't really like to think about the future very much, thanks."
» Wow, I hope you succeed. Can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
"Well, as you can probably tell, I pride myself on being the toughest chick on the block. I like knowing that I could whup your ass in a fair fight, or cut you up in an unfair one...and I tend to be a very sore loser. I don't pout or anything...really, I don't!
I also like to think that I'm an avenger for those who are left to suffer under a system whose laws are too damn rigid. I go where the police can't, and I bring justice to those who need it. I guess I'm a bit high and mighty when it comes to my job, but I'm damn proud of what I do."
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So far so good. Now for history.
» So tell me, where are you from? What did you think of it?
"Originally, I was born to the Cheyanne-Arapaho tribe that's settled a good ways away from Faraway City. I loved it there growing up; the wildness of it all. But then my father started trading with the white men in the city, and...yeah. Things changed."
» Do you have any other family? Parents? Siblings? Extended? What do you think about them?
"I have one sister, Niana, and a brother, Tsako. They both live back with the tribe, raising their families. My mother died when Niana was born.
As for my father...well, you're bound to find out. His name used to be Kocolano, but now he calls himself 'The Reaper.' Yeah, that's right; he's one of the most wanted men in Faraway, for raping and killing almost a dozen young girls. It's not a blood tie that I'm really happy with, lemme tell you."
» What is your worst memory/memories?
"Finding out that my father was a serial killer/rapist. Yeah...that would probably top anyone's worst memory list. Wada you think? Asshole."
» What is your best memory/memories?
"Oh, definitely when my niece Asha was born. She was so little, and Niana had this Proud Mama look on her face. I was scared as hell to hold the little bundle of joy- who promptly threw up on me, by the way- but...I dunno. It made me all warm and fuzzy inside to know that there are still some good things left in the world."
» Where are you now? What are you doing with your life?
"At the moment, I serve the local law enforcement and others as a bounty hunter. I go after high profile criminals, mostly; the ones that the cops are too afraid or too tied up to catch on their own. I don't bother with evidence, or the whole 'innocent before proven guilty' crap. My gut tells me who's innocent and who's not, and I make sure to make the guilty pay."
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roll the credits.
this app was made by BROOKE or caution. please do not steal this app. feel free to ask about using it somewhere else if you like it. the lyrics at the top of the app are from Northern Downpour by Panic at the Disco.