Post by Ursula Fischer on Jan 7, 2011 19:30:10 GMT -5
"I KNOW THE WORLD'S A BROKEN BONE, BUT MELT YOUR HEADACHES CALL IT HOME."
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welcome to Fairytale Gone Bad.
hi there, Alana, welcome to the site! so i hear you're female. that's pretty cool. no worries, we won't hold that against you. so you've been doing this crazy rp thing for nine years? holy cow! we're really excited about your several character(s)! what's your character(s) name again? Tod Tweed, Ursula Fischer, and Phoebe Templarr. awesome. oh, how old are you? timeless? wow. that's pretty old. well, that's it for the rper. time to get to know your character!
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Hello, Ursula Fischer.
» Is there anything you would rather be called?
No, nothing at all, darling.
» Great, now that we've got that covered. How old are you?
Ugh, how pedestrian. Let me tell you a little secret, sweetheart, never ask a woman who could turn you into a writhing, hideously gnarled sea plant her age.
» I see, and you're in what member group?
Some people might think of me as a Villain, but you know what? If you can’t pay the toll, don’t sign the scroll.
» You know, has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like...?
Meryl Streep, yes. I quite liked her in that movie where she was the fabulous businesswoman who had all of the eager young hopefuls in the entire industry at her every beck and call. What was it? Something about Prada?
» Thanks! Slipped my mind. Now, do you know the super secret code word?
(( The rules aren’t even up yet! (I’m just an overachiever.) ))
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Let's talk about your personality.
» What are a few of your favorite things?
Influence, high standing, and the luxuries in life. Oh, and helping poor, unfortunate souls. Really, why else would I get into the pharmaceutical business? One quick pill or potion, and all your dreams can come true. I’m a veritable saint—you have no idea how much it hurts me when I have to… find another way to collect on a customer’s debt. But those sea salt martinis don’t pay for themselves.
»That's interesting. Is there anything you absolutely dislike?
Besides someone reneging on a deal? (Oh, they’ll get what’s coming to them.) Con artists, people who try to swindle me—people taking what is rightfully mine. I’m not a big fan of choral music, either.
» Hm, what is your greatest fear?
Since we’re being serious here, I’d have to say my least favorite outcome for the future would be to end up with nothing—after all my hard work, to be thrown aside like a bunch of washed-up driftwood, and watch as other people take and break everything I worked so hard to earn. Ursula gets what’s hers, don’t forget about that, sweetheart.
» Yeah, that is scary. Do you have any dreams for the future?
I’d like to make enough money to live… comfortably. In the Tower. Then, retire, and not have to deal with the constant complaints of people coming through my Pharmacy doors at all hours.
» Wow, I hope you succeed. Can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
I’m really not sure I want to, but if you insist: I work hard at a thankless job, but somebody’s got to do it—out of the goodness of my heart, of course, I cook up pills and potions to keep the people happy… but you want to know something, sweet cheeks? Nobody’s ever truly happy. So they just keep coming back, and back, begging for my magic to solve everything. And do I help them? Yes I do—for a price. It’s a fair demand, don’t you think? All your problems gone… and I just take a little bit of something in return, for my troubles. And if you can’t pay… well, there are other ways of collecting my fee.
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So far so good. Now for history.
» So tell me, where are you from? What did you think of it?
I grew up in this city; my parents were very wealthy and my younger brother Triton and I lived with everything we could have ever wished for, not that he appreciated it, the brat. He was a penny pincher and a miser, had a trident up his ass deeper than the Mariara Trench even as a kid. I, on the other hand, properly appreciative of the opportunities open to me, looked at the world that was my oyster, took the pearl, and then ordered fifty others just like it so I could make a gorgeous necklace.
» Do you have any other family? Parents? Siblings? Extended? What do you think about them?
Well they’re not my family anymore, are they? The dishonesty, the betrayal! When my parents died, I discovered they had cut me out of the will! I had abused the position of power and wealth bestowed on me by my birth, they said, and now I would have to learn to make my own way. But they’ll see. Triton thinks he can keep me out of the life I deserve, to keep me banished from the society where I once reigned as queen bee, but he’ll see—he and each one of that bubbling, babbling brood of his!
» What is your worst memory/memories?
I seethe whenever I think about the injustice done to me by my parents and my brother, and the weeks of shame that came after it. Then, the months of barely scraping by. Then, the years of having to listen to the petty problems of others. So really, darling, THIS is my worst memory.
» What is your best memory/memories?
When I was younger, and I would be surrounded by adoring men and jealous women, wearing the best clothes and jewels and furs, enjoying myself at the craps tables and slot machines of the Queen of Hearts Casino, or spending the night wrapped around some young piece at the Agrabah.
» Where are you now? What are you doing with your life?
I’ve mended all my selfish ways and set up shop to sell miracles to the needy of this city. At Ursula’s Pharmaceuticals, I can use my magic and my medical connections to get you any sort of remedy or potion you desire. Just sign here…
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