Post by Eve La'Quinn on Jan 20, 2011 11:54:54 GMT -5
"I KNOW THE WORLD'S A BROKEN BONE, BUT MELT YOUR HEADACHES CALL IT HOME."
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welcome to Fairytale Gone Bad.
hi there, trish, welcome to the site! so i hear you're female. that's pretty cool. no worries, we won't hold that against you. so you've been doing this crazy rp thing for a couple of years? holy cow! we're really excited about your one character(s)! what's your character(s) name again? Eve La'Quinn. awesome. oh, how old are you? seventeen? wow. that's pretty old. well, that's it for the rper. time to get to know your character!
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Hello, Eve Reine La'Quinn.
» Is there anything you would rather be called?
"Eve is fine, thanks."
» Great, now that we've got that covered. How old are you?
"You don't ask a lady her age, dear. You just don't. So I'm going to refuse to answer that."
» You know, has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like...?
"It's Sigourney Weaver. I have to tell you, she took my look. All that she's got, she got it from me."
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Let's talk about your personality.
» What are a few of your favorite things?
"Oh, well, I love myself. I know it sounds a bit egocentric, but honestly. If you don't love yourself, how can you expect others to love you? It's just basic common sense. I also like...fresh meat, if you know what I mean. No one too young, but definitely someone who still has the stamina to keep up with me and my active...lifestyle. I do believe that I fair excellent when it comes to beauty. I mean, when I was younger, not that I'm old or anything, I used to be at the top of the heap. I was every man's dream. Sometimes, even a woman's. But now, even though my glory days are over, I'd love anyone who'd complement me on them.
»That's interesting. Is there anything you absolutely dislike?
"Oh god. I absolutely cannot stand those little pop stars today. They think they're all so pretty and that they're better than everyone else. Oh, everyone knows they've gotten some work done. Not like me, someone of all natural beauty. I also don't like being compared to anyone. Comparisons are the lowest form of acknowledgement. And also incompetence. I mean, cant people follow a simple instruction? I swear, dumb people are just breeding too fast.
» Hm, what is your greatest fear?
"Fear? I don't think I'm the type to tell people what I'm afraid of. But I guess, if it's between you and me, maybe I can tell you. I don't want to grow old. I don't want to become ugly. Because being ugly, would mean that all the respect, all the power that I have would just fade away. I might as well just die.
» Yeah, that is scary. Do you have any dreams for the future?
"Oh yeah. I've got big plans. I'm gonna be a big hit again. You'll see. Eve La'Quinn, that's French, will be up in lights once more. I'll do you one and sign you an autograph now. Trust me, it'll be worth a lot soon."
» Wow, I hope you succeed. Can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
"I'm sure there's so much about me you'd want to know. I don't blame you. A lot of people do. But let me tell you what you need to know about Eve La'Quinn. I'm a dedicated and passionate person. I know what I want and I won't stop 'til I get it. I don't care if it sounds like I'm a spoiled bitch. I am. I have always been and nothing's gonna change that. Heck, I'm willing to get my hands dirty, just to make sure I get what I want. "
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So far so good. Now for history.
» So tell me, where are you from? What did you think of it?
"I don't want to bore you with stories of my past, back when I was young. That's irrelevant. What matters is now. Now I live at The Tower, one of the nicest condos over there. Mostly thanks to my rich husband. He's dead now, but I've learned to grieve in my own way. I'm loving the life here, quite honestly. I was practically born into this kind of lifestyle.
» Do you have any other family? Parents? Siblings? Extended? What do you think about them?
"Family that's alive? Just a niece. I don't care for her much. Haven't really spoken to her either. I just hear all the boys are fumbling over her. She clearly got some of my family genes."
» What is your worst memory/memories?
"Back when I was little, I used to look ugly. That's what my classmates teased me. It was the worst. I used to cry at home everytime I got back from school, until I decided that I wasn't going to let myself be pushed around anymore. I guess if not for it, I wouldn't have been motivated to work to be who I am today. "
» What is your best memory/memories?
"Well, finally getting recognition for my beauty, my figure, and my accomplishments is definitely the best feeling in the world. It may seem shallow, but it's more than just looking good. It's having people wanting to be you. There's a certain tempting trait about that that I just can't let go."
» Where are you now? What are you doing with your life?
"Well, I just lounge about in my unit most of the time, meeting up with visitors and guests, other interviewers like yourself. That usually takes up most of my day. What?? I don't go around town in a disguise. Why would I want to deprive Faraway of the spectacle that is myself? I look like the fruit vendor in the public markets?! How dare you! I have never been so insulted in my life! Get out! Get out of my sight."
that was close.
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roll the credits.
this app was made by BROOKE or caution. please do not steal this app. feel free to ask about using it somewhere else if you like it. the lyrics at the top of the app are from Northern Downpour by Panic at the Disco.
