Post by Dominic Wolfe on Jan 19, 2011 21:06:16 GMT -5
"I KNOW THE WORLD'S A BROKEN BONE, BUT MELT YOUR HEADACHES CALL IT HOME."
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welcome to Fairytale Gone Bad.
hi there, Jay, welcome to the site! so i hear you're female. that's pretty cool. no worries, we won't hold that against you. so you've been doing this crazy rp thing for way too long…aka over 8 years? holy cow! we're really excited about your one character(s)! what's your character(s) name again? Sally Finklestein. awesome. oh, how old are you? 22? wow. that's pretty old. well, that's it for the rper. time to get to know your character!
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Hello, Dominic Wolfe.
» Is there anything you would rather be called?
" Great, personal info. If you start asking about my frikkin’ favorite color, I will attack you. That said, you can call me Dom, or ‘Mr. Wolfe.’ Yeah, I like the sound of that last one."
» Great, now that we've got that covered. How old are you?
"32 years old since two months ago."
» You know, has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like...?
"Gerard Butler, yeah, yeah. Take a goddamn picture already."
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Let's talk about your personality.
» What are a few of your favorite things?
“Nothin can beat a business deal gone solid, man. Greenbacks; they have this smell over a job well done that’s better than a hundred dollar steak. I love my work and I love the money and power it brings. Other than that…I guess I’m a fan of racing and anything chocolate.
»That's interesting. Is there anything you absolutely dislike?
"I hate liars, cheaters, people who skimp out on my bill and guys too dickless to pick on someone their own size, so they turn on a kid or a woman. I also hate it when people criticize my work- so what if I wanna bust your face in ‘cause your snaggle tooth annoys me? Get over it- and being stereotyped as a ‘typical’ piece of muscle with no brain. Oh, yeah, and I abso-fucking-lutely HATE people who don’t pay me on time. Or did I mention that already?"
» Hm, what is your greatest fear?
"Baby, in my line of work, you can’t be afraid of anything or you end up dead. But I guess if I HAD to pick something…I ain’t a fan of spiders. "
» Yeah, that is scary. Do you have any dreams for the future?
"Just to be the richest schmo in the biz, retire and own half of this crazy ass island. That ain’t too much to ask, right?"
» Wow, I hope you succeed. Can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
"" I don’t think I’ve talked this much in over a year. Jesus.
…Well, I don’t like to talk a lot, unless the guy or woman is staring straight at me and waiting for an answer. Was never too great at that personal conversation shit, and going intellectual’s for bored college kids.
What? More? You sure you aren’t a shrink? Uh…well, I don’t like being talked down to and have no problems with beating up schmucks who piss me off. I’m really into keeping my reputation intact and I will always finish a job. I ain't called the 'Big Bad Wolfe' for nothing, you know.
All in all, I'd like to say that I'm a pretty nice guy. I'm not exactly a male Mary Poppins, but if you don't start no shit, I won't give you no shit.
I’m also colorblind and abso-fucking-lutely hate it when people start screaming at random things and asking me what I think about that ‘shade of red.’ or some crap like that. I’m also not big into abusers or bullies. The last guy I saw picking on some kid in the grocery store is looking for an extra kidney, if you’ve got one handy.
And on that track, I really can’t stand kids. They make me think of…freaky combinations of soap and mixed fruit, and it really makes me wanna vomit. So let’s keep things grown up at all times, alright? Yeah, I love you too."
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So far so good. Now for history.
» So tell me, where are you from? What did you think of it?
"I'm from underneath your bed, baby. Nah, I’m from all over; never really liked to den down anywhere permanently. Call me crazy, but I’m not a fan of being around when my enemy’s come knocking. Dig?”
» Do you have any other family? Parents? Siblings? Extended? What do you think about them?
"Just my beautiful baby girl, Lilah ‘Little Red’ Wolfe. She’s my pride and joy, man; the one girl who I’d trust at my back. Even though rumor has it that she wants to kill me and take over my little operation.
Excuse the tears. It’s just…a father couldn’t be any prouder."
» What is your worst memory/memories?
“My worst memory? Hell, whenever this damn conversation with your ugly ass started. Hehe, on a serious note…my worst memory had to have been when my wife, Desiree, died. The woman was a firecracker in life, and whoof, don’t even get me started on our sex life! But a few rivals decided to come after me through her, and…yeah. They didn’t leave much of Des for me to bury.
But I still have that ring finger somewhere in my closet, just for keepsakes."
» What is your best memory/memories?
"Ah, my first job. I’d just branched out from the thug life, and I did some business with a few wanna-be crazies who wanted to blow up a hotel. They were some mean mofo’s, but I stared ‘em down and at the end of the day, earned a name for myself. ‘Big Bad’ Dominick Wolfe. Such sweet memories."
» Where are you now? What are you doing with your life?
"Well, when I’m not moving around, trying not to get pinched by the local law enforcement, I run a small operation called ‘The Hoods.’ It’s nothing big, really; just some minor arms dealing and whatnot. We offer muscle to big time bosses, and provide others with…special types of security. I’m planning on breaking out of the ‘minor’ racket, though. There’s so much more for me in this world; I can smell it."
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roll the credits.
this app was made by BROOKE or caution. please do not steal this app. feel free to ask about using it somewhere else if you like it. the lyrics at the top of the app are from Northern Downpour by Panic at the Disco.
